Duke Nukem

[Neon Ignition]

http://www.darkhorizons.com/john-cena-to-play-duke-nukem/

Word is that Paramount are starting work on a Duke Nukem film with the aim of having the lead role be handed to John Cena.
Talk about twenty years too late.

[Dogg Thang]

I was thinking the EXACT same thing as I got to your last line. Duke Nukem is a relic of a time gone by.

[fishbowlhead]

Nooooooooooooope.

[QualityChimp]

Don't worry.

It'll take twenty years to come out and when it finally does, the first episode will be amazingly detailed and polished and the remaining shows will be slap-dash rush jobs just to get it out.

[wakka]

Maybe he will have some commercial potential as an alt-right icon??

I like the Duke Nukem games (well, except Forever) but I literally cannot think of a more poorly chosen property to base a film on in 2018.

[kryss]

Maybe he will have some commercial potential as an alt-right icon??

I like the Duke Nukem games (well, except Forever) but I literally cannot think of a more poorly chosen property to base a film on in 2018.

Postal?
Manhunt?
Ra*eplay?

[JazzFunk]

Rather this than the Crocodile Dundee thing. But it would have to be an 18 and full of breastises.