Eurovision Finals Lisbon 2018 - The Watch and Score thread.

[Anpanman]

Estonia cracking voice, there have been one or two good voices tonight,

Cyprus is on too late for me I'll be in bed but I'll try and catch it on catchup.

[prinnysquad]

Czech Republic

Shellsuit aside, CACK 2/10

DoggThang sponsored WAD factor rating: 0

[MartyG]

It doesn't stop ever. Until you are dead.

15

Denmark - Rasmussen - Higher Ground
Score: 4/10

If the terminator was a viking and bored people to death, this would be the plot of Terminator 6.

Needs more Lagertha.

[MartyG]

And next in Eurovision (yes Europe) - it does make sense.

16

Australia - Jessica Mauboy - We Got Love
Score: 5/10

Kylie's let herself go.

[QualityChimp]

I thought these would be metal.

I was woefully wrong.

[prinnysquad]

Denmark

Five big lads amongst longships, sporting beards like Tormund Giantsbane. Death metal, right?

Wrong. Forgettable soft beats under drawn out syllables. 4/10

DoggThang sponsored WAD factor rating: 0

[prinnysquad]

Australia

Absolute yawnfest - 3/10

DoggThang sponsored WAD factor rating: 6 - dress is very unflattering.

[MartyG]

Finland , Finland , Finland, the country where I want to be, pony trekking or camping or just watching TV
Finland , Finland , Finland, it's the country for me.

17

Finland - Saara Aalto - Monsters
Score: 5/10

Proof the world is becoming more fascist - jazzing up the uniforms won't fool us.

[MartyG]

Okay off to

18

Bulgaria - EQUINOX - Bones
Score: 5/10

We've had Logan's Run and now we have Blake's 7. Or 5. With less convincing sets.

It's all been so average so far :/

[prinnysquad]

Finland

Choreography like a tamer version of Wild Boys. Steady 5/10

DoggThang sponsored WAD factor rating: 4 - shaved hair! Again!

[MartyG]

It's my lucky day, it's

19

Moldova - DoReDoS - My Lucky Day
Score: 7/10

What goes on behind closed doors? I think I'm seeing double. If Eurovision did videogames, this would be Portal.

[prinnysquad]

Bulgaria

Dom Joly and Serje Tankian on backing vocals. 5/10

DoggThang sponsored WAD factor rating: 4

[MartyG]

We're getting there, we're into the 20s.

20

Sweden - Benjamin Ingrosso - Dance You Off
Score: 5/10

It's like the 80s neon, just with less cool factor.

[prinnysquad]

Moldova

Chorus sounds like a mutated Spice Up Your Life, which I hate. Choreography mildly entertaining and in the traditional spirit - 5/10

DoggThang sponsored WAD factor rating: 7

[MartyG]

Let's have a laugh with

21

Hungary - AWS - Viszlát Nyár
Score: 6/10

If I was on as the 21st act, I'd be angry too. But I'd wear shoes, you never know where that floor's been.