What's in your desk drawers?

[Brad]

Maybe only applicable to those with office jobs but I've just gone through mine looking for a 64gig micro Sd card (lost by the look of it) and was surprised by the crap I have in here:

1 x Memory card for a laptop
2 x SATA hard drives. One of them is 500gig so gonna pop it into the PC in a bit, see if it works
1 x Nokia serial cable
3 x bulldog clips
2 x Power supplies to I don't know what
1 x PS2 Controller -> USB PS3 adapter, boxed, new :S
4 x sachets of sugar
keys to 3 different bike locks (I only have one bike lock)
2 Pairs of headphones
1 x kettle lead
1 x VGA lead
3 x VGA->DVI adapters
1 x bullet

[Dogg Thang]

A bullet?

[wakka]

Is that a type of sex toy?

I have a USB stick, a laptop case, a load of documents I will never ever look at again, and some dirty clothes. Real class act.

[Brad]

A bullet?

Yeah, it's from a Colt 45. Mate gave it to me at the end of a Wild West poker night he had. Bit weird to have at work I suppose!

[charlesr]

I had a bullet on my desk until recently too. Weird.

No drawers in the desk, so just all clutters up the surface.

[VR46]

Is that a type of sex toy?

Ha, these from the Poundshop crop up on HUKD now and again, always guaranteed some quality comments

http://www.hotukdeals.com/deals/bullet-vibrator-1-poundland-1976266

Back to my desk drawer

Usual essentials for the office.... plus

Pack of chocolate Digestives
Multipack of 6 x Walkers S&V crisps
Multipack of 4 x Wispa's
Coffee & Sugar (don't use the office supplied stuff after seeing how many people don't wash their hands here!)
USB lead for mobile
Snickers bar
Golden Wonder Tomato Ketchup crisps.

As you can see snackage is important to me, and I've been winding down the amount in my drawers as today is last day in for over a week.

[wakka]

That is a serious amount of chocolate and crisps David. I would get through about 6 packs of crisps a day if I kept them in my desk drawer.

[ETC]

Mine is boring(ish)

a daimond cutter blade
porcelain photographs
a vinyl cutting blade
high precision ruler
scalpel
stanley knife
anti bac handgel
block of charcoal
bulldog clips
2 green pens
post its
a stapler
A kitkat dark
bottle of Fanta lemon zero
pot of bubble mint chewing gum

[charlesr]

block of charcoal?

[ETC]

block of charcoal?

Yup. Old school duplication method

[kryss]

Some of the more random things in my desk drawer:
2 digital cameras
1 ebook reader
Pentel 0.5mm B pencil leads multipack
Letter to American IRS
Various GBA and DS games
Mario playing cards
Scientific calculator
Cat-sized Cone of Shame
Travel cage food bowl

[Brad]

Intrigued by irs letter. Still to be sent? Or written in a range and never sent it?

[kryss]

From Smashwords (my ebook distributor) so that I can get a US income tax exemption and not pay 30% income tax on my royalty payments. It's actually dated 2011 so I think I probably need to get a new one.