The Football Movie Game™

[hoolak]

Sometimes in work (whilst working), we like to play The Football Movie Game™. It's a pretty crap game, but it makes me chuckle.

All you have to do is replace movie titles (individual words) with a footballer's surname. The name must rhyme (well as best as you can :D)

For example:

Bellamy Hills Cop
or
Pitch Ballack

The game allows room for god awful ones that just make it in for crap quality alone such as...

Terminator 2: Riise of the Maniche.

Yes, the game isn't really a game, it's wordy poo fest, but I love it... sometimes... and in short doses. We also do this with song titles. For example...

"Eto'o, is it meee you're looking for?" (y'know that Lionel Richie classic).
or
That U2 track "I still haven't found Abonglahor". I'll get me coat.

Let's play!

http://www.otakunodenki.co.uk/temp/pitch_ballack.jpg
(covers optional - but bonus points are rife if provided)

[neverevertrevor]

Probably 10 years to late, But what about instead of Iron Man

Iron Stam

Or instaed of The neverendingstory

The neverendinggiggsy

[hoolak]

Probably 10 years to late, But what about instead of Iron Man

Iron Stam

That's the stuff lol.

[Kongster]

Pirates Of The Carragher.

[hoolak]

hehe.

Colefinger.

[neverevertrevor]

Intead of Harry Potter and the prisoner of azkhaban

Harry Redknapp is the prisoner of Brixton

TUT TUT

One thinks he has taken it too far now

[hoolak]

At least make them nearly rhyme lol.

[neverevertrevor]

I was struggling, then both ending with an N though :thumb:

[hoolak]

Don't forget your international players...

Lord of the Frings.

[neverevertrevor]

on the james bond theme

Quantum of Solano

Sadly I could play this all day....

[ezee ryder]

The Assassination of David James by the Coward Steve McLaren :D

[hoolak]

The Empire Strikes Ballack.

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Boumsong.... ahem.

[ezee ryder]

This is fun!

The Greatest Story Evra Told

[hoolak]

haha

Kewel Runnings

[ezee ryder]

Striking Distance is Striking Distin

Children of Men is Children of Mendes

[hoolak]

First one was good, Second was...

This is my last one for now...

SupHamann

[ezee ryder]

Deer Huntelaar :hmm:

[tomato]

Seeing is this is a gaming forum, how about doing the same thing with games?

Barmby of Two

[hoolak]

Seeing is this is a gaming forum, how about doing the same thing with games?

Barmby of Two

I'm game, but would prefer a seperate thread... called... The Football Game Game™
:D

[tomato]

Super Mario Baros. (could swing either way)

Harry Potter and the PhiloSteve Stone

[hoolak]

Class.

[tomato]

Basic Incestinct

[Zapp$ter]

Silence of the Lahms

[fatbatch]

Carry On Hurst

for cricketers:

Carry On Proctor

showing my age again

[Baseley09]

In the heat of the bright

[fatbatch]

One Flo Over the Cuckoo's Nest.

[hoolak]

The Neville Ending Shorey (C..c..c.combo breaker!)

Kuyt Fever

[Big Seany]

Strupar Size Me

[Oh_Mutants]

CasinJoe Royle

[tomato]

House of the Flying Agger

[Geoff D]

Dyer-nother Day

[Baseley09]

About a Bowyer

[Big Seany]

Captain Corradi's Mandolin

[Big Seany]

One Of Our Dhorasoo's Is Missing!

[Baseley09]

National Lampards Summerbee Vacation

i give up.

[Big Seany]

lol, Summerbee

Black Hawk Downes

[NemesiS]

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Boumsong.... ahem.

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Poom

[tomato]

Raiders of the lost Park

[tomato]

Beattie (as in phone home)

[Big Seany]

Flowers In The Attic

Stam's Labyrinth

[Baseley09]

The Malouda Triangle

[Big Seany]

The Shawcross Redemption

[NemesiS]

The Evil Fred

[Big Seany]

Gone With De Bilde

[Kieran76]

Facey off

[Baseley09]

Santa Cruz the Movie

[Big Seany]

Debbie Does Gallas

[ezee ryder]

Schmeichel Clayton

[hoolak]

Some excellent ones posted today haha. Nice one.

When Barry met Sally.

Fight Hleb.

Last Action Hierro.

Reina Man (awful lol).

Silence of the Lalms.

Shark Bale.

Cahill has Eyes.

Cassano.

[Kieran76]

Thought if this one on the way home. Although, to be honest, nothing will top Seans Debbie does Gallas. I nealry died when I saw that.

Panucci's Labrynth

[12-51-00]

Can't beleive I missed this thread, off the top of my head:

The Kuyt Runner

Ballack to the Future

Die Lampard

She Dunne Him Wrong

The Littlest Yobo

GoodKellers

West Side Shorey

Some Like Walcott

Raiders of Julio Arca

The Ferdinand That Rocks The Cradle

Edit: Are Managers Allowed? If so:

12 Angry Sven

To Coppell and Back

[hoolak]

Lost Moyes

Goodgallas

[prinnysquad]

The Barton of Alcatraz

Hey - it's topical!

[Big Seany]

The Flintstones 2 - Vivas Rock Vega

Ouch

[hoolak]

Dowie Darko

[Baseley09]

Raiders of the lost Park

[dcmk]

Tomb Meyde

[hoolak]

Knight Schneider

[Big Seany]

City Slickers II - The Legend of Curle's Gold

[Kubrick]

Colelateral

[Geoff D]

Sahara
Lawrenson of Arabia
The Pelecan Brief
Shallow Greaves

[Big Seany]

Van T'Schip Troopers

[hoolak]

Kaboul Guy
Star Wars Episode II : Utaka the Clones
Diop Or My Mom Will Shoot

[hoolak]

A Clockwork Aldridge

[Nu-Eclipse]

A Rivas Runs Through It

O'Shea's Eleven

Amores Pires

Black Reina