Haha, DOAXB nude patch released

[Lorraine Kelly]

Warning: Not work safe!

http://www.xbins4newbies.com/doaxvhith/

What's sad is someone probably spent months weeks making this. :lol:

[SharkAttack]

Some fantastic fur shading going on downstairs :o

[marcus]

If ever there was a real reason to get your Xbox chipped, then surely this must be it! ^_^

Classic :)

[Sarkster]

Give the guy his props, he has provided what the people have asked for.

::wonders off to find his network cable and fires up google. The search string? "DOAXBV Nude Patch" of course!::

sick, dont you people have the "cojones" to see real ti..

[Sarkster]

Bud, I not only have the balls, but also the gf who provides aforementioned ti....

Do you play PES? Fifa? yeah? whats up with that then, dont you have the balls to play real football?

Point, I believe, made...

[SharkAttack]

sick, dont you people have the "cojones" to see real ti..

Sexually active couples sometimes...*shock* watch porn together! Its true! I read it in a book!

[Crispy Rice]

LOL, Would certainly make a nice EDGE cover 8)

[Dude Ranch]

Wow, it's actually quite erotic! The charater models are very realistic! Are there any vids of some naked bouncy action?

[Fire]

I think the sensible thing would be for Tecmo to release a new build of this game with the nude patch included, poor guys without chipped xboxes will miss out on the games best feature otherwise :lol:

;)

[Garibaldi Biscuit]

sick, dont you people have the "cojones" to see real ti..

Always makes me laugh this attitude. So it's ok to commit gross acts of violence in a video game, say like Soldier of Fortune 2, or rampage around a city killing people and blowing stuff up as in Vice City, but looking at digitised nudity makes you 'sad'?

I think it's pretty sad that thousands of people smoke themselves to death each year, but I don't feel the need to go round trumpeting about it or trying to make them feel guilty as it's their choice.

Start living your life by your own values and not other peoples', and you'd be amazed how much shouldn't be taken for granted.

[Templar Wizard]

I think the sensible thing would be for Tecmo to release a new build of this game with the nude patch included, poor guys without chipped xboxes will miss out on the games best feature otherwise :lol:

;)

damn right! :) i myself would get the patch to 'fuzz-up' the girls but my REAL girlfriend had vetoed the 'playing' of the game, it had to be gotten rid of (she tolerates so much, so i had to allow her her small wishes)

but i believe the guys at team ninja already have a 'nude-build' and its the original single player only verison!

[evilmatt]

I wonder how much we aren't meant to see (fur shading as someone put it :D ) existed in the code without the patch, and how much the patch adds...... :???:

[steve morris]

*hides kleenex box*

ahem :wub:

[disco-tom]

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@_@

Bingo!

(^_^)..b

[MR_BEN]

I dont own the game yet, but where is this patch, or any news, available?

I did a quick search, which turned up very little, and what I did found was either rubbish or didnt work.

[Popo]

Still not really a 'patch' on real porn though, eh? ;)

Sorry, couldn't resist.

[Crisp_Rapper]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!1!

*w**ks*

that's pretty funny... will recommend matey gets that. :p

[Sarkster]

I patched my doaxbv last night. In answer to whoever asked how realistic the patched models are, I would say that theyre pretty good. A nifty little patch from a (probably short sighted) young lad I imagine.

Nothing to write home about though really, weve all seen a woman in the flesh here......havent we??

For anyone wanting to patch, goto www.xboxsaves.com

[SharkAttack]

Nothing to write home about though really, weve all seen a woman in the flesh here......havent we??

Yes, just last saturday night my hidden webcam in the cheerleaders locker room provided me with 2 hours of masturtainment.

[Silent T]

Got to love those tan lines!

[Ady]

Sad. It really is. Words fail me.

[Super Stu]

I can think of a 1001 things which are equally sad, yet accepted as the norm in society.

Double standards roxx0rs. etc.

[Sarkster]

Ady,

If words fail you, how did you manage to find some to bore us all with your childish little comment?

Not interested in the above topic? Find it childish? My advice would be to not bother reading if it has no interest for you. And i'll hope that words, do indeed, continue to fail you.

Regards

Sark

[Ady]

Ady,

If words fail you, how did you manage to find some to bore us all with your childish little comment?

Not interested in the above topic? Find it childish? My advice would be to not bother reading if it has no interest for you. And i'll hope that words, do indeed, continue to fail you.

Regards

Sark

My god, some of you are really uptight and defensive, aren't you?

I don't remember saying I wasn't interested in the topic (why else would I have replied? Duh...), neither do I recall saying it was childish. I merely expressed my opinion on the patch and the idea beihnd it.

I wasn't aware that dissenting opinions were illegal on internet forums. Also, you'll forgive me if I find the idea of grown men drooling over naked polygonal women like a bunch of sexually frustrated, mastrubation-frenzied 14 year old boys who've never seen real women before somewhat laughable.

Still, this is something you obviously feel passionately about, so why not continue to discuss your lovely patch rationally instead of trying police my posts or put words in my mouth? Just a suggestion...

[Ady]

I can think of a 1001 things which are equally sad, yet accepted as the norm in society.

But this thread isn't about these '1001 other things', it's about the DOAXB patch.


Double standards roxx0rs. etc.

:rolleyes:

[Super Stu]

But this thread isn't about these '1001 other things', it's about the DOAXB patch.
Be that as it may, but I don't feel the need to tell smokers what idiots they are, or laugh at drunks lying in a pile of vomit on the roadside.

Tact.

[marcus]

Im broad minded anough to find something like this more amusing than sad, I dont get upset over feeble things like this DOAXBV patch, which I see as being nothing more than a lighthearted joke. I dont actually think that anyone is seriously getting off over this patch, just making the usual casual jibes that are part and parcel of videogame threads of this nature.

[Ady]

But this thread isn't about these '1001 other things', it's about the DOAXB patch.
Be that as it may, but I don't feel the need to tell smokers what idiots they are, or laugh at drunks lying in a pile of vomit on the roadside.

Tact.

OK, that's a fair point. I still maintain, however that I was just presenting my own personal point of view and, with the exception of an intentionally light-hearted remark about pitying people who look to games for kicks in the 'Breasts!' thread, I can't see how me expressing my opinion on this issue makes me guilty of criticising or judging other people.

[Ady]

Im broad minded anough to find something like this more amusing than sad, I dont get upset over feeble things like this DOAXBV patch, which I see as being nothing more than a lighthearted joke.

Indeed it is, but the implications ARE sad. Though this could be my apparently 'narrow mind' speaking... :rolleyes:

[Sarkster]

My god, some of you are really uptight and defensive, aren't you?

I don't remember saying I wasn't interested in the topic (why else would I have replied? Duh...), neither do I recall saying it was childish. I merely expressed my opinion on the patch and the idea beihnd it.

I wasn't aware that dissenting opinions were illegal on internet forums. Also, you'll forgive me if I find the idea of grown men drooling over naked polygonal women like a bunch of sexually frustrated, mastrubation-frenzied 14 year old boys who've never seen real women before somewhat laughable.

Still, this is something you obviously feel passionately about, so why not continue to discuss your lovely patch rationally instead of trying police my posts or put words in my mouth? Just a suggestion...

That is totally correct, you didnt say you werent interested in the topic, in fact, all we got from you was one condescending line of text, intended, I imagine, to spark a reaction. Just for the record, you didnt give a dissenting *opinion* you made a blunt, unreasoned statement.

I think that most people on this forum can put across their points without resorting to "you are all sad arseholes" style posts.

Ironically, the total lack of respect, and, dare I say it, immaturity shown in your first post on the subject was quite a hoot considering you were basically questioning *our* maturity for installing, or being interested in, the patch in the first place.

Perhaps you should word your posts in a less combative manner in future, or at least attempt to back up your views with a reasoned argument? Just a suggestion

Sark

[Smeghead]

Im broad minded anough to find something like this more amusing than sad, I dont get upset over feeble things like this DOAXBV patch, which I see as being nothing more than a lighthearted joke.

Indeed it is, but the implications ARE sad. Though this could be my apparently 'narrow mind' speaking... :rolleyes:

But it's still funny :p

[Ady]

That is totally correct, you didnt say you werent interested in the topic, in fact, all we got from you was one condescending line of text, intended, I imagine, to spark a reaction. Just for the record, you didnt give a dissenting *opinion* you made a blunt, unreasoned statement.

I expressed an ::opinion:: (that is, I thought the idea was 'sad'). Got it?


I think that most people on this forum can put across their points without resorting to "you are all sad arseholes" style posts.

Indeed. For the record, I never attacked anybody in my first post so as an obvious attempt at a slur on my approach, your above comment is innappropriate.


Ironically, the total lack of respect, and, dare I say it, immaturity shown in your first post on the subject was quite a hoot considering you were basically questioning *our* maturity for installing, or being interested in, the patch in the first place.

WTF!? A 'total lack of respect'!? Towards what or whom exactly?

Anyway, allow me to repeat my point in simpler language for you:-

I. Was. Not. Making. Personal. Attacks. Just. Expressing. My. Opinion.

If you've taken it personally, then the cap obviously fits...

And who is this 'our' you speak of anyway? As I recall, you're the only one getting worked up over this.


Perhaps you should word your posts in a less combative manner in future, or at least attempt to back up your views with a reasoned argument? Just a suggestion

Perhaps you should practice what you preach.

Just a suggestion... ::Ahem::

[Super Stu]

Gents, there's no need to shout. Keep it civil, please.

[Ady]

Gents, there's no need to shout. Keep it civil, please.

Eek.. sorry! :hmm:

[Sarkster]

its not worth getting myself in trouble with the mods over a ****ing patch here. Ill put it simply.

Ady - your first comment was blunt, and non descriptive, you didnt back up your statement with any particular reasoning. Perahps in future you could provide an actual opinion straight from the off rather than just saying "X is sad/shit/etc" until someone takes issue with you.

Thats all I have to say on the matter, feel free to deconstruct this post as you see fit, but if you cannot see that I have a point about your initial post then it's hardly worth bothering really is it?

Peace

Sark

[Garibaldi Biscuit]

You can't comment about this patch being seen as 'sad' without relating it to other things in society, IMO. It could equally be argued that kids playing with toy guns is 'sad', but will it ever be looked down upon to the extent that this will? No, of course not, because while toy guns may glorify violence, that's okay as long as they're not sexual in nature.

We live in a society that still regards sexuality as taboo, and violence as something which is accepted and even enjoyed, families can sit through an entire Schwartzenegger epic without flinching but the instant a sex scene comes on there's a tremendous awkwardness amongst them. Of course DOA:XVB or this new patch aren't going to be taken seriously, just take a look at the climate in which they were created - erotica in videogames has remained cheap and seedy as that's still the way we see it in life, but the fact is people have been indulging in such fantasy escapism since the beginning of humankind - chalk drawings on a cave wall become risque paintings on an oil canvas become sexual films become sexual video games, it's a natural progression and it baffles me why some people can't understand that.

[Ady]

Ady - your first comment was blunt, and non descriptive, you didnt back up your statement with any particular reasoning. Perahps in future you could provide an actual opinion straight from the off rather than just saying "X is sad/shit/etc" until someone takes issue with you.

As you wish.

Yes, I think the patch thing is sad. Inevitable, obvious, somewhat amusing and almost gagging to be done but sad nonetheless.

Why? It's completely at odds with gaming's current aspirations of being considered a 'mature' medium or something on par with cinema. Of course, sexual themes and playful nudity are nothing new in gaming (and certainly not cinema), but as an artform that wants to be taken seriously, DOAXB's nude patch essentially sets those aspirations back a good decade, IMO.

One of the stereotypes levelled at gaming from non gamers its over-reliance on violence and the adolescent objectification of women. This game (even without the patch), plays right up to the latter stereotype with an almost obnoxious, cynical alacrity and I think it stinks.

Games like this will cause our hobby to forever be regarded as a geeky boy's only club. And I find that sad because the technological and entertianment potential of gaming is as such, that the hobby doesn't deserve such a crude, grating disservice.

I concede I should've made this clear from the off, but I didn't think I needed to explain why a patch for seeing detailed 'nekkid chixxx!!!' was sad.

[Sarkster]

Excellent!

Glad we pursued this now, cause that is a good enough arguement for me :rolleyes:

One thing though. I actually agree with what you say about the perception of our little hobby being potentially degraded, and the parallel with the movie industry, the only argument that I have with that is that I imagine the ratio of "games released" to "games released that try and make a profit due to its sexual theming" is nowhere near the ratio of hollywood films to porn. (although I am guessing - no hard numbers!)

I guess what I mean is that, in a way you are right, peoples perception of gaming could be "just a way for immature people to see tits" or someother similar opinion. But the cinema has its own version of the DOAXBV patch; Porn!
And people dont say "all movies are degrading". So maybe its not gamers (or gamemakers/mod/patchmakers) who are at fault for catering to different peoples tastes and whims, but the outsiders who are too quick to judge something about which they know very little.

Cheers

Sark

[Ady]

One thing though. I actually agree with what you say about the perception of our little hobby being potentially degraded, and the parallel with the movie industry, the only argument that I have with that is that I imagine the ratio of "games released" to "games released that try and make a profit due to its sexual theming" is nowhere near the ratio of hollywood films to porn. (although I am guessing - no hard numbers!)

I guess no pun was intended either?

'Hard numbers' indeed... :D

Sorry


I guess what I mean is that, in a way you are right, peoples perception of gaming could be "just a way for immature people to see tits" or someother similar opinion. But the cinema has its own version of the DOAXBV patch; Porn!
And people dont say "all movies are degrading". So maybe its not gamers (or gamemakers/mod/patchmakers) who are at fault for catering to different peoples tastes and whims, but the outsiders who are too quick to judge something about which they know very little.

Very true, however the aforementioned stereotypes have always plagued gaming, whereas they didn't always plague cinema (as far as I'm aware, anyway). As such, I think game makers need to take more responsibility towards destroying those stereotypes and making the hobby more accessible to a wider audience (that includes women).

[kona]

Looks like Tecmo are not too happy about this :p

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/2904877.stm

[The Boatman]

I was wondering why they had that annoying 'federal warning' every time you load the game... obvious really

[Oh! My Car!]

watch out, you guys...Tecmo (or whatever their name is) are threatening legal action against anyone found giving links to patches for naked players.....they've done it before too...

...they have to spoil our fun tho', don't they? :)

[Sigur]

Cool. Pass me the Kleenex family pack and I'll get to work.